Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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