Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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