some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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