Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
