i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we're making bets on your personal life
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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