Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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