I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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