i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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