Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are two peas in an std pod
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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