nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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