O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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