Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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