So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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