Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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