That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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