Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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