so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
my poor anus
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
