actually, I'm a sock model
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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