Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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