She's JV to your varsity
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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