these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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