Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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