Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i think my cat just said my name.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.