I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1