Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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