The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
There's even glitter on my cock...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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