The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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