They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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