i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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