Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
