How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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