And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
