so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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