he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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