Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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