I'm drive I can fine osifer
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
