Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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