I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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