I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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