We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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