He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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