roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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