lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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