I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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