Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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