I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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