Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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