if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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