Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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