i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
