Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Buhtt sex?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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