i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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