Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
These tits shall not be calmed
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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