Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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