If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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