Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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