what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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