her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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