I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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